Thursday, April 29, 2010

How does the idiot cross the road?

I realized something today, there is a good amount of people who don't know how to cross a street. Listen, it's really easy, just look both ways and if the coast is clear...cross the road. To help many of you out I will explain the incorrect ways many of you choose.

1. If a car is near you...hurry, don't continue at a annoyingly slow pace.
2. Don't do the pointless two foot run and then continue to walk.
3. Walking into the road without looking and talking on your cell phone is another negative.

If you are an individual who crosses the road in one of these ways then all I have to say to you is, "I hope you get hit by a car".

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